"Tim"

the unofficial third roommate

• Age: 5 months
• Height: 6'2" (7'0" w/antennae)
• Weight: 210lbs.
• Occupation: Spawning
• Turn Ons: Coffee, the dark, scraps of food
• Turn Offs: Rolled up newspapers, bug spray

A resident of their Hollywood apartment before Toupy and Teeter moved in, this six-foot cockroach lays claim to their loft and refuses to leave. As a result, Toupy and Teeter have agreed to their space with him, and have given him the name "Tim." Like most cockroaches, "Tim" spends most of his time inside the walls, emerging only to pour himself another cup of coffee and watch TV. Unable to speak, "Tim" always listens and somehow manages to get his point across every time.

• Secret: He is really a she.