Teetereater

ass kicking machine

• Age: 27
• Height: 5'8"
• Weight: 175lbs.
• Occupation: Smoker
• Turn Ons: Women, whiskey, rock n' roll
• Turn Offs: Hippies, chicks who don't shave

Teetereater is Toupy's part-bear, part-man best friend and partner in crime. A throwback to a different era, Teeter is the last true man's man in an age of overly sensitive nancy boys. Undeniably cool and skilled with the ladies, Teeter possesses the confidence that Toupy lacks, and the sheer luck he envies. Unlike Toupy, everything always seems to work out for Teeter. Slow to anger, Teeter is nevertheless a ferocious fighter – revealing his bear-side when provoked. A chain-smoker, Teeter is never seen without a cigarette dangling from his mouth. He even smokes in the shower.

• Secret: Owns Debbie Gibson's first two albums.