Mr. Bananas

because monkeys are funny

• Age: 18 (85 in monkey years)
• Height: 2'2"
• Weight: 45lbs.
• Occupation: Waiting for death
• Turn Ons: Nothing
• Turn Offs: Everything. Especially YOU.

Mr. Bananas is Toupy's surly pet monkey. Born into a family of trained circus monkeys, Mr. Bananas toured the world with the famous Von Hoffberg Circus. It was during this European tour that he developed his love of fine cigars, as well as his general distain for just about everything else. Now retired, Mr. Bananas was bought by Toupy with his summer earnings during his semester abroad. Transplanted to the States, Mr. Bananas spends the rest of his days waiting for his final curtain call and spreading his own special brand of sunshine.