Auntie Nathan

there's one in every building

• Age: 36
• Height: 6'2"
• Weight: 133lbs.
• Occupation: Landlord / Performance Artist
• Turn Ons: S&M, B&D, sewing
• Turn Offs: Close-mindedness, airplanes

Toupy and Teeter's eccentric landlord, Nathan Wright, goes by the enigmatic nickname "Auntie". Moonlighting as a performance artist, Auntie spends his days fixing sinks and his nights throwing them through sheets of glass and covering himself with chocolate sauce. Very open about his alternative lifestyle, Auntie enjoys challenging other's perceptions of what's "normal." A source of unconventional wisdom, he is quick to give advice, even when no one's asked him for it.

• Secret: Goes to Church every Sunday "to remind the squares that God loves everyone."